75 of the Funniest Food Memes for People Who’d Rather Be Eating

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    1. On second thought, I’m good

    Hopefully they’ve been on the Purell tip. 

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    2. Bread balls really used to hit different.

    Maybe that childhood hand grime took this “dish” to the next level.

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    3. Every kid’s favorite beverage

    Do I taste a hint of paprika in there?

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    4. Is this a new kind of bulletproof coffee?

    This person woke up and chose violence

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    5. Bottoms up.

    The “z” stands for zesty. 

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    6. A true blast from the past.

    That sugar water had kids bouncing of the damn walls. 

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    7. The pizza Lunchables were better

    You were definitely privileged if you brought Lunchables to school.

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    8. Where’s the lie?

    A weeaboo’s perfect date? Ramen, anime, and a cuddle sesh with the waifu body pillow. 

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    9. I’m going Febreeze freeze.

    None of these options are as toxic as the Dick Cheney forehead ice cream. 

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    10. I wonder why

    This had better be a troll

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    11. It’s a toxic french dip.

    Blue food is supposed to be good for you, right?

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    12. It’ll put some hair on their chest

    Got to start them on the spicy stuff young.

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    13. Just one of the many reasons we love Publix.

    I mean, these cakes are next level.

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    14. Olives as meal replacement

    They’re not that terrible for you, just watch those sodium levels.

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    15. This person is using 100% of their brain

    Has science finally gone too far?

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    16. Well, she gets points for creativity.

    But we’re no sure if we’d want to eat this…project.

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    17. It’s an apple, but hot.

    Double the doctor avoidance powers.

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    18. The marketing team behind Avocado needs to mix it up

    These balls are getting pretty old.

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    19. The heels are the most understood slices of bread.

    Take pity on their neglected and rejected souls

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    19. It’s all about the power of choice

    The smell of rotting kale haunts my brain.

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    21. Ah, a charcuterie spread for 5 year olds.

    Someone needs to tell them that you can buy some real deal cured meats for the same price.

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    22. I know it smell crazy in there.

    This revolting spread definitely triggers that public school lunch PTSD.

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    23. This place was always legit

    Support small businesses.

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    24. Some people want to watch the world burn

    There’s no way that’s a good texture.

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    25. We’re all experts from the comfort of our home.

    Mmm, bean flavor

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    26. Okay, this is definitely a food crime.

    Don’t you dare call this sushi.

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    27. There’s actually a Chrome extension for this.

    It’s called Recipe Filter and oh my god, it’s saved us so much time. You’re welcome. 

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    28. Shoot it right into my mouth

    Time to get totally soaked

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    29. What Gordon Ramsay says goes.

    We don’t make the rules. He does.

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    30. Spitting truth

    This stuff is definitely toxic

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    31. It’s not even close

    It always seems like a good idea. Until it goes out the other end.

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    32. Boiled hot dogs are sus

    Team Grilled all the way

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    33. Appetite: Lost

    That’s one way to lose weight (by vomiting)

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    34. Finally!

    This is the product we’ve all been waiting for

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    35. Potatoes won’t hurt you like your ex did

    Potatoes are loyal and consistent.

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    36. Emergency tots are clutch

    Free garnish (lint)

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    37. Don’t test me

    I’ll eat my plate and yours

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    38. Take it to the next level by adding some oregano

    Don’t forget the red pepper flakes 

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    39. There’s always a sob story

    And there’s always a blunder

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    40. Why don’t we call them this?

    The best fries deserve a name of this caliber.

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    41. It’s treason

    And they must be punished

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    42. This isn’t a game, it’s art

    How could anyone eat this masterpiece?

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    43. Not for long.

    These leftovers are not long for this world

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    44. Nothing better

    Let the happiness commence. 

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    45. This is way better than some dead flowers

    They taste better, too

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    46. It’s all about plating

    Gotta have some kind of smear or drizzle. It’s the law.

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    47. Why god, why

    Look how they massacred my boy

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    48. Big Pumpkin Spice must be stopped

    This craze has been out of control for a very long time

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    50. They couldn’t be more different

    Just buy a freaking lemon

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    51. Such a treat

    Wish we could bottle that smell.

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    52. It’s the perfect date

    Hopefully they’re not offended by garlic breath.

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    53. Hanger is totally real

    And I am desperately sorry for the pain I cause my friends and family when hungry.

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    54. Who’s gonna tell them?

    Honestly, it’s not that bad. Sweet and salty,  baby.

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    55. You’re not the boss of me

    I’ll eat as much as I want

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    56. Mmm, salmonella

    That’s one way to eat dessert and lose weight.

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    57. Planning is important

    Timing is everything

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    58. This is the worst feeling ever

    It’s worthy of an extreme punishment
     

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    59. It me

    She has the right priorities. 

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    60. It’s basically dieting

    Ice cream is such an amazing vice.

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    61. Snacks are clutch

    It’s good to go with foods that don’t shed crumbs.

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    62. But they’re worth it

    Totino’s for life

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    63. Only children really have it good, kid

    “Sharing is caring” got old a long time ago

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    64. Just…why

    This is a sin far greater than Hawaiian pizza.

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    65. Mmmm, grass

    Hey, getting roughage in one’s diet is important. 

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    66. Lifting a burger is good exercise

    If you buy enough quarter pounders it’s like lifting weights

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    67. It’s just so wasteful

    I would be going ham on that spread

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    68. What do strawberries know?

    You think tomatoes will go to the dark side?

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    69. It gets us every time

    Why can’t they make these things easy?

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    70. Pizza and breadsticks, the loves of my life

    “You are…so beautiful…to me…”

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    71. Consistency is difficult

    How can we say no to cookies?

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    72. Didn’t ask, don’t care.

    Miss me with those numbers

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    72. Define “diet”

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    74. Every damn time

    It’s almost as though the pot is taunting me.

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    75. Spitting the truth

    8 inches doesn’t cut it in the pizza department. 

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